I Hate Humans
The other day I was ________ down the living-room wall _____ I noticed him ________
at me out of the corner of his ____. From the look on his _____ I got the impression
that he doesn’t _____ me. Why is it that ____ humans don’t like ___? Is it our eight
_____ or the fact that we are all ______? Perhaps it’s that we crawl all _____ you
when you are _______. Oh yes we do! I think this ______ is as much my home as it
is ____. Alright, I don’t ____ any bills but there again I don’t ____ much either.
Surely he can _____ room for a little one. Hang on _____ is he going to do with _____
shoe?
