I Hate Humans
(I don’t think this story is true but the spider must have been thinking something)
The other day I was walking down the living-room wall when I noticed him looking
at me out of the corner of his eye. From the look on his face I got the impression
that he doesn’t like me. Why is it that you humans don’t like us? Is it our eight
legs or the fact that we are all hairy? Perhaps it’s that we crawl all over you when
you are asleep. Oh yes we do! I think this place is as much my home as it is his.
Alright, I don’t pay any bills but there again I don’t eat much either. Surely he
can find room for a little one. Hang on what is he going to do with that shoe?
